If You're Listening God... Make With the Funny


A vintage style black and white photo of a with his eyes raised to heaven for help while a sad-looking woman lies in bed

great news!

In fact, great newses, because I have two!

The first one will come as a relief to everyone who’s been struggling to keep up with the tsunami of nonsense on YouTube, etc.

I’ve been posting five videos of nonsense (but top-notch nonsense, if I do say so myself) every week for the last six weeks for a challenge. Now that I’ve won the challenge, I’m dialling it back to three a week, in response to urgent warnings by brain specialists that humanity can’t take it much longer.

In future, you can find out how history should have been on YouTube and Facebook each Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

Did you know tennis was invented by a man afraid of wasps, but not afraid of volcanoes?

I explained all on Monday.

If you haven’t yet, you can sign up to be notified when the next one comes out.

And did you spot the mighty upgrade to Monday’s video?

Subtitles!

I was going mad trying to work out how to add them.

In particular, how to add them without having to sign up for another bloody monthly subscription service.

And then I found Canva will do it for free.

That’s my other good news.

CapCut wanted a $20 per month subscription from me to do the same thing.

So if you ever need speech to text captions for your videos, Canva has you covered.

Alright, now I need to find something funny to say about the Council of Rockingham and papal allegiance for Wednesday.

Dear God.

Nadine said I should have done book review videos.

She might have been right.

Chat soon,

Morgan

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